@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-06 14:00 UTC
Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
2014 · Documentary / Family
Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2014
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Documentary / Family
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-18 08:00 UTC
Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey is two hours of talking heads agreeing with themselves on a moving B-roll.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-09 00:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-04 02:00 UTC
Cried during Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey. Mostly at the ticket price.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.4k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey?
Everyone praising the Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 1.1k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey?
Look, I wanted to love Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/movies · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 3.2k points
Unpopular opinion: Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 3.6k points
Hot Take: Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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