@RATIO_RAT2026-01-05 05:00 UTC
The science in Attack on Titan has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
2013 · Animation / Action / Adventure / Drama / Fantasy / Horror
Attack on Titan
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED9%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED15%
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ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2013
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Animation / Action / Adventure / Drama / Fantasy / Horror
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@REEL_DEAL2026-01-02 16:00 UTC
Attack on Titan has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-01 04:00 UTC
Attack on Titan: every character holds the idiot ball with both hands and a strap.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-15 04:00 UTC
The script for Attack on Titan feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
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r/flicks · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.6k points
The cinematography in Attack on Titan is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Attack on Titan. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/criticalkino · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 3.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Attack on Titan actually is?
Honestly, Attack on Titan would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/flicks · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 2.9k points
Hot Take: Attack on Titan's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Attack on Titan and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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