@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-11 09:00 UTC
Cried during Africa. Mostly at the ticket price.
2013 · Documentary / Family
Africa
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2013
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Documentary / Family
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
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@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-21 06:00 UTC
If Africa was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-25 23:00 UTC
Africa is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-28 02:00 UTC
Watched Africa so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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r/movies · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 4.6k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Africa?
Rewatched Africa last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 4.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Africa actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Africa. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/criticalkino · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 0.9k points
Unpopular opinion: Africa is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Africa and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 0.9k points
Hot Take: Africa's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Africa was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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