@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-18 17:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Hoppers.
2026 · Animation / Adventure / Comedy / Family / Sci-Fi
Hoppers
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED27%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED33%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
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LUKEWARM · INOFFENSIVE
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🌶️ SHARPENING THE HORNS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Animation / Adventure / Comedy / Family / Sci-Fi
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-09 10:00 UTC
If Hoppers was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-04 13:00 UTC
Watched Hoppers so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-01 21:00 UTC
Cried during Hoppers. Mostly at the ticket price.
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r/criticalkino · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 4.8k points
Hot Take: Hoppers's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Hoppers last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/movies · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Hoppers actually is?
Everyone praising the Hoppers performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/movies · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 2.2k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Hoppers?
Look, I wanted to love Hoppers. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/boxoffice · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 0.6k points
The cinematography in Hoppers is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought Hoppers was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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