@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-11 06:00 UTC
If Weapons was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
2025 · Horror / Mystery
Weapons
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED26%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED32%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
LUKEWARM · INOFFENSIVE
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🌶️ SHARPENING THE HORNS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2025
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Horror / Mystery
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
— SUBMIT A ROAST
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@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-06 04:00 UTC
Counted the jumpscares in Weapons. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-03 10:00 UTC
Weapons has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-16 19:00 UTC
Watched Weapons so you don't have to. You're welcome.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/flicks · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 3.6k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Weapons?
Just got out of Weapons and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 1.6k points
Unpopular opinion: Weapons is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Weapons last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/TrueFilm · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 0.7k points
Hot Take: Weapons's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Weapons was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 2.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Weapons actually is?
Honestly, Weapons would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 367 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD