@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-21 23:00 UTC
The science in Moana has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
2026 · Action / Adventure / Comedy / Family / Fantasy / Musical
Moana
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Action / Adventure / Comedy / Family / Fantasy / Musical
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-26 01:00 UTC
Moana should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-27 20:00 UTC
If Moana was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-13 12:00 UTC
Moana put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
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r/boxoffice · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 3.9k points
Hot Take: Moana's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Moana and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.3k points
The cinematography in Moana is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought Moana was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 0.4k points
Unpopular opinion: Moana is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Moana performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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