@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-09 19:00 UTC
Paradise: every character holds the idiot ball with both hands and a strap.
2025 · Action / Drama / Mystery / Sci-Fi / Thriller
Paradise
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED21%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED27%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
— WHERE TO WATCH
🔥 The Devil Tomato is sniffing out streaming services…
LUKEWARM · INOFFENSIVE
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2025
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Action / Drama / Mystery / Sci-Fi / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-05 11:00 UTC
Paradise: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-03 01:00 UTC
Watched Paradise so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-01 15:00 UTC
The science in Paradise has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/movies · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 1.7k points
Hot Take: Paradise's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Paradise would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 1,372 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/TrueFilm · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 3.0k points
Unpopular opinion: Paradise is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Paradise and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 0.5k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Paradise?
Look, I wanted to love Paradise. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
💬 1,364 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD