@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-23 16:00 UTC
The science in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
2026 · Adventure / Drama / Fantasy
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Adventure / Drama / Fantasy
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 4.5k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms?
Rewatched A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 1.6k points
The cinematography in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.3k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms?
Honestly, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 2.7k points
Unpopular opinion: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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