@RATIO_RAT2025-12-19 00:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, The Boroughs.
2026 · Adventure / Comedy / Drama / Fantasy / Horror / Mystery / Sci-Fi
The Boroughs
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2026
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Adventure / Comedy / Drama / Fantasy / Horror / Mystery / Sci-Fi
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@REEL_DEAL2025-12-10 01:00 UTC
The Boroughs thinks "scary" means turning the lights off and slamming a kitchen drawer.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-05 08:00 UTC
The Boroughs has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-02 18:00 UTC
The Boroughs is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
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r/criticalkino · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 3.9k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Boroughs?
Everyone praising the The Boroughs performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/movies · u/CinephileCynic🔥 4.7k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Boroughs actually is?
Director clearly thought The Boroughs was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.4k points
Unpopular opinion: The Boroughs is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love The Boroughs. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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