@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-26 13:00 UTC
GOAT is what improv class warned you about.
2026 · Animation / Adventure / Comedy / Family / Sport
GOAT
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LOCKED33%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🔥 CHARRING THE SCRIPT…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Animation / Adventure / Comedy / Family / Sport
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
— SUBMIT A ROAST
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@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-13 08:00 UTC
Laughed twice during GOAT. Once was a sneeze.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-06 12:00 UTC
GOAT put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-17 20:00 UTC
The science in GOAT has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 0.5k points
Hot Take: GOAT's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, GOAT would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/flicks · u/CinephileCynic🔥 0.8k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in GOAT actually is?
Director clearly thought GOAT was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.3k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in GOAT?
Everyone praising the GOAT performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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