@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-15 04:00 UTC
Watched A Good Girl's Guide to Murder so you don't have to. You're welcome.
2024 · Crime / Drama / Mystery / Thriller
A Good Girl's Guide to Murder
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2024
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Crime / Drama / Mystery / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-22 15:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, A Good Girl's Guide to Murder.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-11 03:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. A Good Girl's Guide to Murder knows its audience.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-20 04:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than A Good Girl's Guide to Murder.
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r/movies · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 3.7k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in A Good Girl's Guide to Murder actually is?
Just got out of A Good Girl's Guide to Murder and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/CinephileCynic🔥 2.7k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in A Good Girl's Guide to Murder?
Honestly, A Good Girl's Guide to Murder would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 4.9k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in A Good Girl's Guide to Murder?
Rewatched A Good Girl's Guide to Murder last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/CinephileCynic🔥 0.5k points
The cinematography in A Good Girl's Guide to Murder is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love A Good Girl's Guide to Murder. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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