@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-19 07:00 UTC
Laughed twice during The Super Mario Galaxy Movie. Once was a sneeze.
2026 · Animation / Adventure / Comedy / Family / Fantasy
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2026
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GENRE
Animation / Adventure / Comedy / Family / Fantasy
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-10 05:00 UTC
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-05 10:00 UTC
The science in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-17 19:00 UTC
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
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r/movies · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 1.5k points
Hot Take: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of The Super Mario Galaxy Movie and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/flicks · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 2.4k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie actually is?
Rewatched The Super Mario Galaxy Movie last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 4.8k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie?
Director clearly thought The Super Mario Galaxy Movie was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 3.3k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie?
Honestly, The Super Mario Galaxy Movie would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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