@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-08 18:00 UTC
Nuremberg confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
2025 · Biography / Drama / History / Thriller / War
Nuremberg
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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Biography / Drama / History / Thriller / War
PLOT SUMMARY
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@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-04 22:00 UTC
Nuremberg is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-02 19:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Nuremberg.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-16 12:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Nuremberg knows its audience.
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r/TrueFilm · u/CinephileCynic🔥 1.9k points
Unpopular opinion: Nuremberg is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Nuremberg. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 3.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Nuremberg actually is?
Just got out of Nuremberg and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 1.9k points
The cinematography in Nuremberg is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, Nuremberg would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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