@RATIO_RAT2025-12-31 07:00 UTC
One Battle After Another: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
2025 · Crime / Drama / Thriller
One Battle After Another
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED24%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED30%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
LUKEWARM · INOFFENSIVE
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2025
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Crime / Drama / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
— SUBMIT A ROAST
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@REEL_DEAL2025-12-31 05:00 UTC
One Battle After Another should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-15 22:00 UTC
The script for One Battle After Another feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-08 01:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than One Battle After Another.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 3.4k points
Unpopular opinion: One Battle After Another is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, One Battle After Another would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 4.0k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in One Battle After Another?
Just got out of One Battle After Another and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/CinephileCynic🔥 1.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in One Battle After Another actually is?
Rewatched One Battle After Another last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 1.9k points
Hot Take: One Battle After Another's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought One Battle After Another was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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