@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-16 04:00 UTC
Your Friends & Neighbors: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
2025 · Crime / Drama
Your Friends & Neighbors
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED23%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED29%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
LUKEWARM · INOFFENSIVE
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2025
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Crime / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-23 15:00 UTC
Your Friends & Neighbors has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-27 03:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Your Friends & Neighbors.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-13 16:00 UTC
If Your Friends & Neighbors was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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r/movies · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 4.1k points
The cinematography in Your Friends & Neighbors is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the Your Friends & Neighbors performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 1.3k points
Unpopular opinion: Your Friends & Neighbors is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought Your Friends & Neighbors was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 0.5k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Your Friends & Neighbors?
Just got out of Your Friends & Neighbors and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 2.6k points
Hot Take: Your Friends & Neighbors's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love Your Friends & Neighbors. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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