@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-05 13:00 UTC
Spider-Noir confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
2026 · Action / Adventure / Crime / Drama / Fantasy / Mystery / Sci-Fi / Thriller
Spider-Noir
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-03 08:00 UTC
If exposition were a contact sport, Spider-Noir would be banned for life.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-17 00:00 UTC
Spider-Noir has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-08 14:00 UTC
Spider-Noir: every character holds the idiot ball with both hands and a strap.
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r/criticalkino · u/CinephileCynic🔥 2.3k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Spider-Noir actually is?
Director clearly thought Spider-Noir was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 4.5k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Spider-Noir?
Rewatched Spider-Noir last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 1.7k points
Unpopular opinion: Spider-Noir is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, Spider-Noir would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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