The chemistry in The Four Seasons is so flat it would fail a high-school lab report.

The Four Seasons
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
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If The Four Seasons was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
The Four Seasons: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
The Four Seasons is what improv class warned you about.
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The cinematography in The Four Seasons is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched The Four Seasons last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Four Seasons?
Everyone praising the The Four Seasons performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Four Seasons?
Director clearly thought The Four Seasons was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Unpopular opinion: The Four Seasons is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of The Four Seasons and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.