Watched Fuze so you don't have to. You're welcome.


“Certified chaotic energy.”
Fuze
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Fuze follows a high-stakes emergency situation triggered by the unexpected discovery of an unexploded World War II ordnance in a major metropolitan area. As law enforcement and bomb disposal experts rush to secure the perimeter, a cunning criminal crew attempts to use the ensuing chaos to execute a massive, multi-million dollar heist. Tensions escalate rapidly as the countdown continues, forcing authorities to navigate both the imminent explosive threat and the dangerous criminals on the loose.
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Fuze follows a high-stakes emergency situation triggered by the unexpected discovery of an unexploded World War II ordnance in a major metropolitan area. As law enforcement and bomb disposal experts rush to secure the perimeter, a cunning criminal crew attempts to use the ensuing chaos to execute a massive, multi-million dollar heist. Tensions escalate rapidly as the countdown continues, forcing authorities to navigate both the imminent explosive threat and the dangerous criminals on the loose.
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Fuze has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
The script for Fuze feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Fuze knows its audience.
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Why is Fuze roasted on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Fuze (2025) is torched as a high-burn watch on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 88/100. Fuze follows a high-stakes emergency situation triggered by the unexpected discovery of an unexploded World War II ordnance in a major metropolitan area. As law enforcement and bomb disposal experts rush to secure the pe…
What streaming era or audience vibe does Fuze fit best?+
Fuze works best as a fresh-release theater & early streaming pick for action fans. With a Burn Index of 88/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Fuze worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Roasted Tomatoes scores Fuze at 88/100 Burn — worth it mainly for a hate-watch or a memorably messy night.
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The cinematography in Fuze is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Fuze last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
Hot Take: Fuze's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Fuze was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Unpopular opinion: Fuze is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Fuze. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
