@RATIO_RAT2025-12-11 17:00 UTC
Watched Fuze so you don't have to. You're welcome.
2025 · Action / Crime / Thriller / War
Fuze
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2025
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GENRE
Action / Crime / Thriller / War
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@REEL_DEAL2025-12-06 10:00 UTC
Fuze has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-03 13:00 UTC
The script for Fuze feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-16 21:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Fuze knows its audience.
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r/flicks · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 4.8k points
The cinematography in Fuze is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Fuze last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 2.5k points
Hot Take: Fuze's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Fuze was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/flicks · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 3.5k points
Unpopular opinion: Fuze is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Fuze. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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