@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-23 08:00 UTC
Sinners thinks "scary" means turning the lights off and slamming a kitchen drawer.
2025 · Horror
Sinners
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED25%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED31%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
LUKEWARM · INOFFENSIVE
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🔥 CHARRING THE SCRIPT…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2025
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Horror
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-11 17:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Sinners.
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-05 16:00 UTC
Sinners: every character holds the idiot ball with both hands and a strap.
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-17 10:00 UTC
Sinners: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
— FROM THE WILD
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Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
r/flicks · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Sinners actually is?
Honestly, Sinners would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/movies · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 1.2k points
The cinematography in Sinners is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the Sinners performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 4.7k points
Unpopular opinion: Sinners is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Sinners last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/movies · u/CinephileCynic🔥 4.4k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Sinners?
Look, I wanted to love Sinners. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
💬 1,179 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD