@REEL_DEAL2026-01-13 04:00 UTC
If I Swear was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
“The projector's on fire. Literally.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2025 · Biography / Drama
I Swear
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED16%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED22%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
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ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
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— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🌶️ SHARPENING THE HORNS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2025
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Biography / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
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@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-06 15:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, I Swear.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-18 03:00 UTC
Watched I Swear so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-08 16:00 UTC
I Swear: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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Why is I Swear rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
I Swear (2025) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 16/100.
What streaming era or audience vibe does I Swear fit best?+
I Swear works best as a fresh-release theater & early streaming pick for biography fans. With a Burn Index of 16/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is I Swear worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
I Swear scores 16/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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r/boxoffice · u/CinephileCynic🔥 2.3k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in I Swear?
Just got out of I Swear and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 2.8k points
Unpopular opinion: I Swear is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, I Swear would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/flicks · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 1.0k points
Hot Take: I Swear's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched I Swear last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
💬 1,310 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD