@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-23 12:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, The Pitt would settle the national debt.
2025 · Drama
The Pitt
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED11%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED17%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2025
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
— SUBMIT A ROAST
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@RATIO_RAT2025-12-27 07:00 UTC
The Pitt has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-28 23:00 UTC
The Pitt confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-29 14:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during The Pitt.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/movies · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 1.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Pitt actually is?
Director clearly thought The Pitt was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 2.8k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Pitt?
Honestly, The Pitt would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 1,615 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.9k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Pitt?
Just got out of The Pitt and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 1.7k points
Hot Take: The Pitt's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched The Pitt last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
💬 1,857 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD