@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-29 14:00 UTC
Laughed twice during Scary Movie. Once was a sneeze.
2026 · Comedy / Horror
Scary Movie
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy / Horror
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-15 08:00 UTC
Watched Scary Movie so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-08 00:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Scary Movie.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-04 02:00 UTC
Scary Movie: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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r/movies · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 3.1k points
Hot Take: Scary Movie's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Scary Movie would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/movies · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 4.6k points
Unpopular opinion: Scary Movie is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Scary Movie performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 3.9k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Scary Movie actually is?
Rewatched Scary Movie last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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