@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-29 14:00 UTC
Laughed twice during Scary Movie. Once was a sneeze.
“This tomato has seen things.”
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2026 · Comedy / Horror
Scary Movie
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED46%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED52%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy / Horror
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
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@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-15 08:00 UTC
Watched Scary Movie so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-08 00:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Scary Movie.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-04 02:00 UTC
Scary Movie: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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Why is Scary Movie rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Scary Movie (2026) is served a mixed roast on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 46/100.
What streaming era or audience vibe does Scary Movie fit best?+
Scary Movie works best as a fresh-release theater & early streaming pick for comedy fans. With a Burn Index of 46/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Scary Movie worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Scary Movie lands at 46/100 Burn — solid for genre fans, skippable if you want a guaranteed classic.
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r/movies · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 3.1k points
Hot Take: Scary Movie's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Scary Movie would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 596 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/movies · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 4.6k points
Unpopular opinion: Scary Movie is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Scary Movie performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
💬 1,838 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/criticalkino · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 3.9k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Scary Movie actually is?
Rewatched Scary Movie last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
💬 1,486 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD