@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-25 08:00 UTC
If The Death of Robin Hood was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
2026 · Action / Adventure / Drama
The Death of Robin Hood
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED24%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED30%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
LUKEWARM · INOFFENSIVE
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🚬 LIGHTING A CIGAR OFF THE SCREENPLAY…
— AUDIENCE VERDICT TAGS · LIVE10 TAGS
— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Action / Adventure / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
— SUBMIT A ROAST
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@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-28 05:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, The Death of Robin Hood.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-14 10:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. The Death of Robin Hood knows its audience.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-07 07:00 UTC
The Death of Robin Hood: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/movies · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 3.5k points
Unpopular opinion: The Death of Robin Hood is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the The Death of Robin Hood performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 2.5k points
Hot Take: The Death of Robin Hood's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, The Death of Robin Hood would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 1,294 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 4.0k points
The cinematography in The Death of Robin Hood is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought The Death of Robin Hood was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 2.0k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Death of Robin Hood?
Just got out of The Death of Robin Hood and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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