@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-30 20:00 UTC
Watched Pillion so you don't have to. You're welcome.
“Not even a post-credits scene could save this.”
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2025 · Comedy / Drama / Romance
Pillion
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED78%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED74%
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TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
The film follows two individuals who embark on an unexpected journey together. As they navigate various situations, their contrasting personalities lead to both humorous and poignant moments. Their shared experiences on this adventure begin to challenge their perceptions of each other and themselves, ultimately exploring themes of connection and self-discovery.
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RELEASE DATE
2025
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy / Drama / Romance
PLOT SUMMARY
The film follows two individuals who embark on an unexpected journey together. As they navigate various situations, their contrasting personalities lead to both humorous and poignant moments. Their shared experiences on this adventure begin to challenge their perceptions of each other and themselves, ultimately exploring themes of connection and self-discovery.
STARRING CAST
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@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-15 23:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Pillion would settle the national debt.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-23 07:00 UTC
Pillion confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-11 18:00 UTC
Pillion is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
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Why is Pillion roasted on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Pillion (2025) is torched as a high-burn watch on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 78/100. The film follows two individuals who embark on an unexpected journey together. As they navigate various situations, their contrasting personalities lead to both humorous and poignant moments. Their shared experiences on…
What streaming era or audience vibe does Pillion fit best?+
Pillion works best as a fresh-release theater & early streaming pick for comedy fans. With a Burn Index of 78/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Pillion worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Roasted Tomatoes scores Pillion at 78/100 Burn — worth it mainly for a hate-watch or a memorably messy night.
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r/movies · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 4.5k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Pillion?
Honestly, Pillion would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/movies · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 1.6k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Pillion?
Director clearly thought Pillion was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/flicks · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 3.6k points
Hot Take: Pillion's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love Pillion. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 4.3k points
Unpopular opinion: Pillion is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Pillion last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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