@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-30 20:00 UTC
Watched Pillion so you don't have to. You're welcome.
2025 · Comedy / Drama / Romance
Pillion
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED31%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED37%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
LUKEWARM · INOFFENSIVE
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🚬 LIGHTING A CIGAR OFF THE SCREENPLAY…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2025
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy / Drama / Romance
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
— SUBMIT A ROAST
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@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-15 23:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Pillion would settle the national debt.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-23 07:00 UTC
Pillion confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-11 18:00 UTC
Pillion is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/movies · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 4.5k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Pillion?
Honestly, Pillion would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/movies · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 1.6k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Pillion?
Director clearly thought Pillion was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/flicks · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 3.6k points
Hot Take: Pillion's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love Pillion. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 4.3k points
Unpopular opinion: Pillion is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Pillion last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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