@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-12 08:00 UTC
Counted the jumpscares in Bandar. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.
2025 · Crime / Drama / Mystery / Thriller
Bandar
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED27%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED33%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
LUKEWARM · INOFFENSIVE
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2025
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Crime / Drama / Mystery / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-06 05:00 UTC
Bandar should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-17 22:00 UTC
Bandar has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-08 13:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Bandar would settle the national debt.
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r/criticalkino · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 3.5k points
Hot Take: Bandar's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Bandar last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 1.8k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Bandar?
Director clearly thought Bandar was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/flicks · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 0.9k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Bandar?
Everyone praising the Bandar performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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