@RATIO_RAT2026-01-27 12:00 UTC
Rooster confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
2026 · Comedy / Drama
Rooster
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2026
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GENRE
Comedy / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
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@REEL_DEAL2026-01-13 19:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Rooster would settle the national debt.
@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-21 17:00 UTC
Watched Rooster so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-25 11:00 UTC
If Rooster was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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r/flicks · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 2.6k points
Unpopular opinion: Rooster is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Rooster and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 3.0k points
Hot Take: Rooster's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Rooster last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 3.4k points
The cinematography in Rooster is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought Rooster was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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