@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-23 02:00 UTC
Crime 101: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
2026 · Crime / Drama / Thriller
Crime 101
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED32%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED38%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
LUKEWARM · INOFFENSIVE
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🌶️ SHARPENING THE HORNS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Crime / Drama / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-27 02:00 UTC
Crime 101 has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-28 21:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Crime 101.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-29 13:00 UTC
If Crime 101 was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/boxoffice · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.8k points
Unpopular opinion: Crime 101 is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, Crime 101 would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/movies · u/ExpositionDump🔥 2.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Crime 101 actually is?
Director clearly thought Crime 101 was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 0.5k points
The cinematography in Crime 101 is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the Crime 101 performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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