@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-17 18:00 UTC
Pressure has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
2026 · Drama / History / Thriller / War
Pressure
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED24%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED30%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
LUKEWARM · INOFFENSIVE
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama / History / Thriller / War
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
— SUBMIT A ROAST
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-09 10:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Pressure.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-05 01:00 UTC
If Pressure was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-17 15:00 UTC
Watched Pressure so you don't have to. You're welcome.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 0.5k points
Hot Take: Pressure's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Pressure and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/CinephileCynic🔥 4.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Pressure actually is?
Rewatched Pressure last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/flicks · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 2.3k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Pressure?
Director clearly thought Pressure was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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