@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-25 16:00 UTC
The Sheep Detectives put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
2026 · Comedy / Family / Mystery
The Sheep Detectives
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2026
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Comedy / Family / Mystery
PLOT SUMMARY
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r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 0.9k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Sheep Detectives actually is?
Look, I wanted to love The Sheep Detectives. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/movies · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 3.2k points
Unpopular opinion: The Sheep Detectives is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, The Sheep Detectives would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/movies · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 4.6k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Sheep Detectives?
Rewatched The Sheep Detectives last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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