@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-27 19:00 UTC
Blades of the Guardians treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
2026 · Action / Adventure / Drama / Western
Blades of the Guardians
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED29%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED35%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Action / Adventure / Drama / Western
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-14 11:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Blades of the Guardians.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-07 13:00 UTC
Watched Blades of the Guardians so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-18 21:00 UTC
The science in Blades of the Guardians has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
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r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 2.4k points
Hot Take: Blades of the Guardians's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Blades of the Guardians last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 3.7k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Blades of the Guardians actually is?
Director clearly thought Blades of the Guardians was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/movies · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 4.3k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Blades of the Guardians?
Honestly, Blades of the Guardians would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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