@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-28 20:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Wuthering Heights.
2026 · Drama / Romance
Wuthering Heights
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama / Romance
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-14 23:00 UTC
Wuthering Heights: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-07 19:00 UTC
Wuthering Heights: an airport-run cliché stretched into a feature film.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-04 00:00 UTC
Wuthering Heights is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
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r/movies · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 1.9k points
Hot Take: Wuthering Heights's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Wuthering Heights and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 3.7k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Wuthering Heights actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Wuthering Heights. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 0.6k points
Unpopular opinion: Wuthering Heights is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Wuthering Heights performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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