@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-14 00:00 UTC
Marty Supreme confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
2025 · Comedy / Drama / Sport
Marty Supreme
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2025
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy / Drama / Sport
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-07 01:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Marty Supreme would settle the national debt.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-03 08:00 UTC
Watched Marty Supreme so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-16 06:00 UTC
If Marty Supreme was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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r/boxoffice · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 4.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Marty Supreme actually is?
Director clearly thought Marty Supreme was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.7k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Marty Supreme?
Honestly, Marty Supreme would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 1.1k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Marty Supreme?
Just got out of Marty Supreme and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 3.7k points
The cinematography in Marty Supreme is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Marty Supreme. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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