Watched Attack on Titan: The Last Attack so you don't have to. You're welcome.

Attack on Titan: The Last Attack
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
🔥 CHARRING THE SCRIPT…
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
Cast information unavailable.
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The science in Attack on Titan: The Last Attack has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
Attack on Titan: The Last Attack has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
Attack on Titan: The Last Attack: every character holds the idiot ball with both hands and a strap.
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Unpopular opinion: Attack on Titan: The Last Attack is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, Attack on Titan: The Last Attack would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Attack on Titan: The Last Attack?
Everyone praising the Attack on Titan: The Last Attack performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Attack on Titan: The Last Attack actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Attack on Titan: The Last Attack. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Attack on Titan: The Last Attack?
Director clearly thought Attack on Titan: The Last Attack was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
