@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-27 04:00 UTC
The Madison: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
2026 · Drama
The Madison
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-29 03:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, The Madison would settle the national debt.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-29 21:00 UTC
The Madison has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-15 01:00 UTC
The Madison confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
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r/boxoffice · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 2.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Madison actually is?
Everyone praising the The Madison performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/movies · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.8k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Madison?
Honestly, The Madison would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/flicks · u/CinephileCynic🔥 4.4k points
The cinematography in The Madison is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of The Madison and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 2.7k points
Hot Take: The Madison's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love The Madison. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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