@RATIO_RAT2025-12-31 17:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Legends.
2026 · Crime / Drama
Legends
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED21%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED27%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
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LUKEWARM · INOFFENSIVE
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Crime / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@REEL_DEAL2025-12-16 10:00 UTC
If Legends was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-08 13:00 UTC
Watched Legends so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-19 09:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Legends would settle the national debt.
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r/flicks · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 1.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Legends actually is?
Rewatched Legends last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 3.1k points
Hot Take: Legends's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Legends performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 2.3k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Legends?
Look, I wanted to love Legends. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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