@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-11 18:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than The Furious.
2025 · Action / Crime / Thriller
The Furious
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2025
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GENRE
Action / Crime / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-05 22:00 UTC
The Furious: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-17 19:00 UTC
If The Furious was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-08 12:00 UTC
The Furious: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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r/criticalkino · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 2.6k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Furious?
Rewatched The Furious last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/flicks · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 3.6k points
The cinematography in The Furious is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the The Furious performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 1.2k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Furious?
Director clearly thought The Furious was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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