@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-25 16:00 UTC
If padding runtimes and stalling plots were an Olympic sport, Ready or Not 2: Here I Come would take consecutive gold medals.
2026 · Comedy / Horror / Thriller
Ready or Not 2: Here I Come
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COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy / Horror / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-12 21:00 UTC
Counted the jumpscares in Ready or Not 2: Here I Come. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-21 06:00 UTC
Ready or Not 2: Here I Come: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-10 05:00 UTC
Ready or Not 2: Here I Come: nostalgia bait so transparent it should come with fishing licence paperwork.
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r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 4.4k points
Unpopular opinion: Ready or Not 2: Here I Come is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Ready or Not 2: Here I Come and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.6k points
The cinematography in Ready or Not 2: Here I Come is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the Ready or Not 2: Here I Come performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 2.0k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Ready or Not 2: Here I Come?
Look, I wanted to love Ready or Not 2: Here I Come. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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