@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-12 23:00 UTC
If exposition were a contact sport, Colony would be banned for life.
2026 · Action / Adventure / Crime / Fantasy / Horror / Mystery / Sci-Fi / Thriller
Colony
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Action / Adventure / Crime / Fantasy / Horror / Mystery / Sci-Fi / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-22 01:00 UTC
Colony should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-26 08:00 UTC
Colony has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-13 06:00 UTC
Colony: every character holds the idiot ball with both hands and a strap.
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r/flicks · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 1.1k points
Unpopular opinion: Colony is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Colony last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 4.0k points
Hot Take: Colony's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Colony was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 2.8k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Colony?
Just got out of Colony and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/flicks · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.6k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Colony?
Honestly, Colony would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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