@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-11 01:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during The Breadwinner.
2026 · Comedy / Family
The Breadwinner
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy / Family
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-21 02:00 UTC
The Breadwinner put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-25 21:00 UTC
The Breadwinner is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-28 01:00 UTC
If The Breadwinner was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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r/boxoffice · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 1.2k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Breadwinner?
Everyone praising the The Breadwinner performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/movies · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 4.2k points
Hot Take: The Breadwinner's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched The Breadwinner last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 4.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Breadwinner actually is?
Look, I wanted to love The Breadwinner. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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