@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-24 01:00 UTC
Ladies First: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
2026 · Comedy
Ladies First
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-12 14:00 UTC
If Ladies First was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-06 15:00 UTC
Laughed twice during Ladies First. Once was a sneeze.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-18 10:00 UTC
Ladies First has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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r/boxoffice · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.5k points
Hot Take: Ladies First's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Ladies First last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.3k points
The cinematography in Ladies First is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Ladies First and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 1.0k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Ladies First?
Director clearly thought Ladies First was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 2.3k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Ladies First actually is?
Honestly, Ladies First would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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