@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-16 14:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Hokum.
2026 · Horror / Thriller
Hokum
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COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Horror / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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r/criticalkino · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 4.4k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Hokum?
Director clearly thought Hokum was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 1.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Hokum actually is?
Honestly, Hokum would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 3.2k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Hokum?
Everyone praising the Hokum performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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