@REEL_DEAL2025-12-19 01:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Alice and Steve would settle the national debt.
2026 · Comedy / Drama / Romance
Alice and Steve
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED32%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED38%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy / Drama / Romance
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-25 02:00 UTC
Alice and Steve confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-27 21:00 UTC
Alice and Steve is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-14 01:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Alice and Steve.
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r/criticalkino · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 4.1k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Alice and Steve actually is?
Everyone praising the Alice and Steve performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 4.5k points
Unpopular opinion: Alice and Steve is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, Alice and Steve would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/flicks · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 1.3k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Alice and Steve?
Look, I wanted to love Alice and Steve. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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