@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-07 16:00 UTC
How to Rob a Bank has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
2026 · Action / Crime / Thriller
How to Rob a Bank
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED50%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED56%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
LUKEWARM · INOFFENSIVE
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Action / Crime / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@RATIO_RAT2025-12-19 09:00 UTC
The script for How to Rob a Bank feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-25 00:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. How to Rob a Bank knows its audience.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-27 14:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during How to Rob a Bank.
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.5k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in How to Rob a Bank?
Everyone praising the How to Rob a Bank performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/TrueFilm · u/CinephileCynic🔥 4.2k points
The cinematography in How to Rob a Bank is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love How to Rob a Bank. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 1.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in How to Rob a Bank actually is?
Just got out of How to Rob a Bank and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 3.6k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in How to Rob a Bank?
Rewatched How to Rob a Bank last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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