@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-28 02:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Raakh.
2026 · Crime / Drama / Mystery / Thriller
Raakh
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Crime / Drama / Mystery / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@RATIO_RAT2025-12-29 14:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Raakh knows its audience.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-15 03:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Raakh.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-22 16:00 UTC
If Raakh was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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r/criticalkino · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 2.4k points
Hot Take: Raakh's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Raakh and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/CinephileCynic🔥 0.8k points
Unpopular opinion: Raakh is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Raakh last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/flicks · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.9k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Raakh?
Director clearly thought Raakh was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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