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Even the popcorn looked bored during Stop! That! Train!.
2026 · Action / Comedy
Stop! That! Train!
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Action / Comedy
PLOT SUMMARY
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r/criticalkino · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 3.7k points
Hot Take: Stop! That! Train!'s third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Stop! That! Train! would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/movies · u/ExpositionDump🔥 4.2k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Stop! That! Train! actually is?
Everyone praising the Stop! That! Train! performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/movies · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.6k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Stop! That! Train!?
Director clearly thought Stop! That! Train! was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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