Interview with the Vampire: an airport-run cliché stretched into a feature film.


“The projector's on fire. Literally.”
Interview with the Vampire
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
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The science in Interview with the Vampire has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
Interview with the Vampire has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
Interview with the Vampire confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
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Why is Interview with the Vampire rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Interview with the Vampire (2022) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 24/100.
What streaming era or audience vibe does Interview with the Vampire fit best?+
Interview with the Vampire works best as a modern catalog staple for drama fans. With a Burn Index of 24/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Interview with the Vampire worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Interview with the Vampire scores 24/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Interview with the Vampire?
Everyone praising the Interview with the Vampire performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
The cinematography in Interview with the Vampire is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Interview with the Vampire last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
Hot Take: Interview with the Vampire's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love Interview with the Vampire. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
