@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-19 07:00 UTC
Interview with the Vampire: an airport-run cliché stretched into a feature film.
2022 · Drama / Fantasy / Horror / Romance
Interview with the Vampire
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2022
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama / Fantasy / Horror / Romance
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@RATIO_RAT2026-01-09 17:00 UTC
The science in Interview with the Vampire has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-04 16:00 UTC
Interview with the Vampire has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-16 22:00 UTC
Interview with the Vampire confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.6k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Interview with the Vampire?
Everyone praising the Interview with the Vampire performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/movies · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 3.3k points
The cinematography in Interview with the Vampire is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Interview with the Vampire last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 3.4k points
Hot Take: Interview with the Vampire's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love Interview with the Vampire. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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