@REEL_DEAL2025-12-02 14:00 UTC
Yellowstone: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
2018 · Drama / Western
Yellowstone
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED14%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED20%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
ICE COLD · STRUCTURALLY PERFECT
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2018
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama / Western
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-01 20:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Yellowstone would settle the national debt.
@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-16 06:00 UTC
Yellowstone has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-08 05:00 UTC
Yellowstone confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 2.9k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Yellowstone?
Everyone praising the Yellowstone performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 4.7k points
Unpopular opinion: Yellowstone is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Yellowstone. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 4.8k points
The cinematography in Yellowstone is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, Yellowstone would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/flicks · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 0.8k points
Hot Take: Yellowstone's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Yellowstone last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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