@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-22 12:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during The Polygamist.
2026 · Drama
The Polygamist
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
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@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-11 19:00 UTC
The Polygamist is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-06 05:00 UTC
If The Polygamist was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-18 05:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, The Polygamist.
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r/movies · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 3.3k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Polygamist?
Look, I wanted to love The Polygamist. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/criticalkino · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 1.3k points
The cinematography in The Polygamist is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the The Polygamist performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 2.5k points
Hot Take: The Polygamist's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of The Polygamist and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/CinephileCynic🔥 3.9k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Polygamist actually is?
Director clearly thought The Polygamist was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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