@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-30 19:00 UTC
How to Make a Killing: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
2026 · Comedy / Drama / Thriller
How to Make a Killing
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2026
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy / Drama / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-30 23:00 UTC
How to Make a Killing: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-15 19:00 UTC
Watched How to Make a Killing so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-08 00:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, How to Make a Killing.
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r/TrueFilm · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 4.8k points
Unpopular opinion: How to Make a Killing is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched How to Make a Killing last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 2.0k points
The cinematography in How to Make a Killing is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the How to Make a Killing performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 4.0k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in How to Make a Killing?
Look, I wanted to love How to Make a Killing. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/boxoffice · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 2.1k points
Hot Take: How to Make a Killing's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought How to Make a Killing was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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