@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-13 20:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Stranger Things would settle the national debt.
2016 · Drama / Fantasy / Horror / Mystery / Sci-Fi / Thriller
Stranger Things
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
No synopsis available. Probably for the best.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2016
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama / Fantasy / Horror / Mystery / Sci-Fi / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Synopsis withheld out of mercy.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-22 11:00 UTC
Stranger Things is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-11 13:00 UTC
Stranger Things: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-20 21:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Stranger Things.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/movies · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 0.9k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Stranger Things?
Rewatched Stranger Things last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 1.3k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Stranger Things actually is?
Director clearly thought Stranger Things was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/movies · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 1.5k points
Hot Take: Stranger Things's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Stranger Things would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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